The plans displayed many individual offices on the inside of the building. A couple I noticed had quite interesting names. One was "Ethics Officer" and another was "Hatting Officer". Discussion of the concept of an ethics officer in Scientology sounds like the definition of an oxymoron, so I will not bother to go there.
But I wonder if part of being a Scientologist involves getting to wear silly hats? I hope so, we could use more levity in Old Town. Beyond all the fun space alien stuff we will soon be subjected to, I mean.
